stuttering

An Anecdote:

minsan isang gabi, naglalakad ang mga reyna; ako, si Venus, and Shamcey pauwi sa aming baluer..we are listening to the live version of Love Takes Time ni Mariah Carey sa youtube..

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bridge:

You might say that it's over

You might say that you don't care

You might say you don't miss me

You don't need me

But I know that you do

And I feel that you do

Insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyydddddd...!

Venus: "O hayan na yung whistle, pakinggan nyo mabuti live yan teh..!"

Athena: "Hay hay, magbigay pugay kay Aling Mariah, magsitigil tayo sa paglakad please..?!"

Shamcey: "Wow ah..kelangan tumigil talaga?!"

yes mga ateh, we really froze in the middle of the sidewalk and we closed our eyes as we listened sa ever-famous na whistle ni Mariah..hihi 

#bekimoments

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love namin ang music..

musically inclined beauty queens kasi kami hehehe

especially yung mga E5, F5, F#5 at mga G5 notes na effortless binibirit ni kumareng Regine at ni aling Mariah..hehehe

pero siyempre, mas bet ko pa din yung mga cut, uncut, pinkish, veiny, long, and hard notes..hihi #alamnyonayan 

anyway, since and inyong abang lingkod, Athena, ay narito na sa Singapore, dapat ay peg pa rin ang pakikipagkaibigan sa mga ibang lahi.

hindi natatapos sa Miss Earth Pageant ang aking Miss Congeniality spirit..hehehe

Thanks to Venus at nakilala namin si Mohammad Rizuan Bin Rashid, 25, Singapore!

He is Malay, muslim, stands 5 feet 4 inches tall (half inch lang difference namin..hihi tangkad namin noh? char!), singer, dancer, and an artist..

oo nasa una siya sa pila nung nagsabog si Fairy Godmother ng talent..maaga nagising..hehe

well nasaan ako that time?andun din ako..wala ako sa pila noh..!

organizer na ako nun..usherette lang ang peg para maayos ang distribution hihi

anyway, i just wanna feature his video that i uploaded on youtube..hehe

here watch nyo hihi..

bongga lang db?! ateng Jessica Sanchez ang peg!hihi

im still asking him na gumawa pa ng ibang covers.. by the way, he can also sing tagalog songs..hehe ill be featuring him again pag me new videos na..hehe #fanatic

FYI: gumawa din ako ng cover dati..yung mababa lang na song kasi baka walang mag view pag di ko na sustain yung high notes..

What kind of Fool I am and kinanta ko dun..oo ganun kababa..

inupload ko din yun sa youtube noh..

kaso di ko na mahanap ngayon..

nablock pala yung video..

tagged as "Offensive and Explicit" ang aking creation..!

ibang mic kasi ang gamit ko nun eh..hihi #alamnyonayun

but wait!there's more!

hihi

the next thing i know naka 86,342 views na siya..at me 5 stars na rating..!

pero wit sa youtube nyo makikita..

try nyo isearch na lang sa xtube..hihihi

title?

"Athena What Kind of Fool Cover with cumshot"

hihihi

chos!

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gunshot

i was shot..

yes dear..

and sariwa pa ang sugat..

i didn't expect it to happen..

anyway here is the story..

 

last Sunday, before going to the Simbang Gabi, i went to the mall with Shamcey, her cousin Leslie, and our Landlady Ate Che..i planned to look and buy for a gift for our upcoming mini Christmas Party/Exhange gift-giving activity sa office..

we looked around the mall to look for a something-to-use and unisex Christmas Gift..

since it's Christmas naman, and generous naman akong tao, i'm thinking to go beyond the 20-dollar gift value and instead, eto nalang bibilhin ko para maging masaya naman sila..

something that can be used..check..!!!

unisex..check na check...!!!

$20.00 minimun cost..check na check na check..!!!

chos!

after looking around, i finally decided to have these for my Christmas Gift..

since, i focus myself and keen towards environmental protection and preservation, pinili ko ang green (olive green in particular) na color para naman akmang akma sa aking legacy..hihihi

 

sinamahan ko na din ng Esprit na hand towel para if maglaway siya habang gamit ang pillow eh me pamunas siya..perfect combination di ba?hehe

after paying the 21.80-dollar gift (at least mas mahal sa agreed cost namin, san ka pa wala pang wrapper yan..dagdag cost din yun noh hihi), we left the the store and went around pa before leaving the place..

suddenly me nakita si Ate Che na shop na me strange-looking, tiboli tribe-member hip-hop girl..sabay lingon saken,

 

"Athena!pabutas tau tenga you want?!!"

owmaygash!

this is it!

sa mga hindi pa nakakaalam, nakadikit lang po yung earrings ko nung sumali ako ng pageant..wala pa talaga siyang butas..chos!

seriously, I have been planning ages ago na magpabutas talaga ng tenga..takot lang kasi ako hehehe..alam nyo naman, hindi ako sanay sa mga tusok tusok na ganyan..lels

confused na confused ako that time if igo-gow ko ba or hindi..takot kasi ako hihihi

"cge ako na muna papabutas, tapos sunod ka..papalagay kasi ako ulit ng isa pang butas eh.."

todo convince pa si Ate Che..

then the next thing i remember, hawak na ng tiboli tribe-member hip hop girl yung left ear ko..

pinaluguan ng alcohol/antiseptic..

tinuldukan ng marker..

tinutukan ng baril..

BANG..!!!



TADAAAAAHHHH,,..!!!

in fairness, hindi pala siya masakit hehe..mas nagulat pa ako sa tunog ng gun na ginamit kesa sa sakit..buti na lang hindi ako nahimatay..harhar

it has been 4 days since natuhog ang aking virgin na tenga..hihi and so far wala namang signs of any infections or whatsoever..

and so far i have been enjoying seeing it in my ear..mas lalo palang nakakaganda..char!

so sa mga magbibigay ng gift saken diyan, pwede nyo nang idagdag sa pagpipiliian itong mga to:



promise mga ganyang sizes lang ha, ayoko kasi ng masiyadong mabigat at masiyadong agaw pansin..alam nyo naman shy ako..

char!

Merry Christmas..!

singapore sirena

last Saturday, we received a group message from Shamcey..

"girls, i wanna go swimming.."

abah, first time atang mag aya si Shamcey ng ganitong ganap..for the past months na magkakasama kaming tatlo, si Venus at ako ang laging nag aaya ng mga pasyal/ganap/paglalandi..

so, todo support naman kami ni Venus sa pagnanais ni Shamcey na isuot muli ang dala niyang costume ni Ariel sa Little Mermaid..and since si Shamcey ang nagisip ng ganap namin, we need to contribute something naman kaya in siya na rin ang pinilit naming magsponsor ng food..hihi

in fairness, sabik ata siyang makakita ng naka-trunks na lulur swimming pool na me waves kaya nag agree naman siya agad na manlibre ng 2 medium-sized pizza..hihi (salamat sis!)

to cut the story short, we agreed to meet and go swimming sa Jurong East (the place is near, Venus' area)..

since si Venus ay walang pasok at ako ay half day lang pag Saturdays, i went home agad after my work. I took a nap then before 6pm paalis na ako ng baluer dala ang costume ni Shamcey for swimming..me pasok kasi siya buong araw ng Saturday kaya ako na lang nagdala ng two-piece at Suntan Lotion kahit na gabi kami magsswimming..

It was around 6:30 na ang i was on the train na going to the place when suddenly, biglang dumilim ang kalangitan at nagbadya ng isang malakas na ulan..

and the next thing i remember, kumakanta na lamang ako ng Through the Rain ni ate Mariah Carey..

DISCLAIMER: This video is for illustration purpose only.. hindi ako yan noh!hihi

we are not actually sure if open yung pool with that kind of weather condition..but still we decided to push through with our major event of the year..chos! afterall, nakapagorder na daw pala si Venus ng pizza na pinadeliver sa venue..

so gora pa din kami..

it was 7:00pm na when we arrived at the venue, and guess what??

yes you are right..

"CLOSED DUE TO THE BAD WEATHER"

they have to close it daw for safety purposes..

halluer??!!

ambon??!!

safety??!!

ano yun bka pag naulanan kami eh mababasa kami while nasa pool??!!

chos!

we can go inside naman daw pero swimming is not anymore allowed..

so nagkaroon muna kami ng conference of beauties if papasok kami sa loob to wait for the pizza and kumain na lang without out bathing suits kasi di naman pwede maligo or wait for the pizza na lang then go home sa baluer at dun lafangin ang fudashey..

after ng Bi-cameral conference meeting ng mga Babaylan, we have come to a sad decision: wait for the pizza and go home sa baleur para kaninin nalang dun..

pero mukhang gusto talagang lumandi gumanap si Shamcey..after daw naming kumain eh gora kami ng bar na itatago natin sa pangalang Taboo hihihi..

since hindi kami mga kaladkaring babae ni Venus eh siyempre nag agree kami agad sa idea..kami pa!hehe

so while we are waiting for the pizza napansin namin na me mga nasa pool na ulit na naliligo..

we thought the pool was already closed??!!

takbo naman kami agad sa entrance to verify why me mga nasa pool..

mukhang narinig ng mga diwata ang aming mga pagsusumamo, it was opened ulit and pwede na daw magswimming until 9:30pm..so go naman kami agad!

pagkatapos naming magbihis ng kanya kanyang bathing suits eh, dumating na din ang pizza..hihihi

too bad wala masiyadong tao..wala pa ata kaming 10 sa pool eh..pero infairness iba't ibang lahi iyon noh..lahat nga lang sila nagtatagalog..hihihi

siyempre hindi mawawala ang official song ni Shamcey habang nagsswimming..

Disclaimer: Hindi rin po si Shamcey yan hihih

anyway, it was fun naman kahit wala kaming nakitang mga boys..we are very wholesome that night mga ateh..beauty queens ang mga peg namin nun hihi

here are some of the photos pala..

L-R: Venus, Shamcey, and yours truly Athena

Counterclockwise: ang pizza, ang pizza ulit, si Venus, ang bubong ng cottage, si Shamcey, and yung nipples ni Shamcey hihi!

sorry mga teh wholesome ang ganap namin..alam ko namang sabik kayo sa mga mahahalay na kwento..don't worry malapit na..chos!

hihi

iPhone 4s

"iPhone 4s will be launched here in Singapore on the 28th of October 2011" - news

in fairness, i have been patiently waiting to have the latest iPhone for the past months simula nung dumating ang kagandahan ko dito..supposedly, kukuha na sana kami ni Shamcey ng iPhone 4 last month..but since madaming chikka me meron ngang lalabas na iPhone 5 this October, eh na-defer ang aming planong pagkuha ng line..

until lumabas na ang news na it wasn't really an iPhone 5, but an iPhone 4s instead..anyway, kahit anong iPhone pa yan kukuha talaga kami..mas mabilis kasing mag Grindr dun compared sa iPod Touch..hihi chos!

and finally, ni-lauch na dito sa Singapore ang most-awaited iPhone namin ni Shamcey..we planned na huwag muna kumuha on the first day kasi we are very sure na matatalo nito ang pila sa No Other Woman ng Star Cinema..hehe

so we agreed to have it on Sunday, two days after the launching..but since eggxited akez, and since halfday naman ako sa work tuwing sabado, ay nagmall tour na ako kung saang meron pang stock ng iPhone 4s..

prior to my mall tour pala, i called one of our preferred network provider to ask if me stock pa sila, but unfortunately wala na daw sa kahit saan..so when i got into the mall, sa ibang network provider na lang ako naghanap..

we planned to have the 16gig Black iPhone 4s, but the network provider na una kong pinuntahan does not have anymore stock for the black one..white na lang daw ang meron..

mega call naman akez kay Shamcey to ask if okay na yung white..nagkakaubusan na pala talaga ng stock..!

"wit ko betsungchina ang white na iPhone Athena...helloooo???para kayang plastic yun..parang laruan lang..and duh!!white??as if malinis kang babae like me.."

okay.

fine.

well.

me point sya.

hindi nga ako malinis na babae.

chos!

so mega tumbling naman ako sa kabilang network provider to ask if meron pa silang black, and yes!meron pa daw..!and, right then and there, pumila na ako to have my number..i told you hindi ako eggxited!

"helluer?Shamcey?meron pa daw black na stock ditey sa kabilang network keme keme..and nakapila na akez..let's getsungchina na ngayon kasi bka 2 weeks pa daw ung next na batch..!medyo madami pa namang tao so direcho nalang kau ditey after work nyo..okay?"

it was around 2:30 pm when i started to get on queue..i need to be evaluated daw muna if i have the right requirements and if im qualified to have the unit..sa ganda kong toh, nagduda pa sila!palibhasa ngayon lang sila nakakita ng ganito kagandang creature..char!

it was around 3:00 pm when i was evaluated..i gave then the requirements: Passport, Identification Card, Proof of Billing, 3 sachet of Creamsilk White conditioner, 5 packs of Strawberry-flavored oreo, 1-50 ml empty bottle of Eskinol, my sash, and of course my ever precious crown..chos!

the girl confirmed that im qualified (of course!as expected hihi!) and she gave me a number..then they instructed me to get on the other queue..

and to my surprise..

hindi ko halos makita yung dulo!

umabot pa pala sa CR ng mall yung end ng pila..but i have no choice, for the sake of Grindr eh kelngan kong magsacrifice..so placed my crown again on my head, made a 180-degree turn and went sa end ng pila..

at naghintay..

ng ilang oras..

3:30pm..

4:30pm..

5:30pm..

6:30pm..

after few hours (few hours???!!!) kong nakatayo, i reached the counter na..and told them i want to have the 16GB Black iPhone 4s blah blah blah..then they told me to go inside their shop and wait for my number to be flashed on the screen..

i verified my number again,

"4079"

then i looked on the screen inside kung anong number na,

"NOW SERVING NUMBER: 4056 - Counter 2"

josko..akala ko ako na, wit pa pala!pero at least me upuan na noh!so immediately umupo na muna ako sa couch and took off my Kermit Tesoro shoes..

ilang oras kaya akong nakatayo noh!ang mga varicose veins baka magsilabasan..hehehe..

pagkaupo ko eh tawag agad ako ke Shamcey to ask nasan sila..they are on the way na daw..kasama niya yung kaibigan namin na girl, who happens to be our roomate also..kukuha na din siya para 3 na kaming naka-iPhone 4s..

it was past 7:00pm, when my number was flashed on the screen..but right before my number was called, dumating na sila Shamcey and nakapila na din ever..

isang Chinese guy na hindi naman kaguwapuhan ang nag assist sa akin (sad tuloy ako..) i told him i want to have the new iPhone4s blah blah..and since they are giving monthly rates if 3 lines or more ang kukunin, i asked him if i can pull out my two other friends that were on queue and get the three lines..after giving him my sweetest smile, pumayag naman siya agad..so bongga!

i was hesitant at first kasi sa number na binigay saken kanina sa pila eh me nireserve na na isang unit lang..so i can't make singit the other 2 units if ever kasi meron pang nakapila before kina Shancey..since nabighani siya sa tangi kong alindog ay madali siyang pumayag..

instantly, kaming 3 na yung nasa harap ng service crew..we availed the 3 lines, but the thing is, it will be signed up under my name..so basically pag hindi nagbayad ang mga hinayupak na kasama ko eh lagot ako..ahuhu

but!if me concern sila sa unit nila eh kelangan nila akong hanapin kasi under my name nga ung mga lines nila..hehehe

after 48 years of waiting, natapos din ang transaction..we paid the corresponding fees, then went to the nearest iPhone accessory shop to buy screen protectors and casing and went home..

sa wakas..

nasa aking mga palad na...



Oo mga Ateh, polka dots ang bed sheet cover ko..hihihi

so far, I've been really enjoying this phone..siyempre aside from Grindr, madami na akong pwedeng gawin..xtube, gaytube, xlive, tube8..anytime anywhere..chos!

thanks to iPhone 4s 'coz until this moment, wala pa kaming matinong tulog..kasi todo kalikot pa kami ng iPhone hanggang madaling araw..

hihi


Note: Sorry for the late post..busy akez with my latest humanitarian activities..chos! FYI guys, i'll be busy na muna for the next coming weeks..=( but i'll try my very best to update you..